Here is the Easter story written to be politically correct, and inclusive to all cultures and races.
There was once a pink rabbit called the Easter Bunny, who had a large following of non gender specific individuals. These "followers" followed the Easter Bunny wherever it went. It would tell the persons following of stories and impart wisdom upon them. They believed the Easter Bunny was sent to earth from another place, possibly by Santa Clause.
One Thursday the Easter Bunny and 12 of his non gender specific friends got together for a vegetarian meal. At this meal, EB announced that he had foreseen his execution. His friends were worried, but EB told them not to be afraid, that Santa would look out for them. That night, EB was taken by angry white males.
The following day, EB was sentenced to be crucified. After being tortured and forced to bear a heavy cross to the place of execution, EB was nailed to the cross. As the soldiers nailed EB to the cross they heard the bunny say "Please Santa, forgive them for they know not what they do". When EB knew it was about to die, the bunny said: "Santa, into your hands I commit my atomic particles."
The body of the Easter Bunny had to be removed from the cross and buried before the following day. On Sunday morning, the first day of the week, some of the friends went to look at the tomb. They found it empty, with the stone rolled away! They also saw two tooth fairies in white, seated where EB's body had been. The friend then turned around and saw EB standing there! The Easter Bunny had returned from the dead!
They then went to see the other followers. They were startled and frightened, thinking they had seen a ghost. EB said to them, "Why are you troubled, and why do doubts rise in your minds? Look at my paws. It is I myself! Touch me and see; a ghost does not have flesh and bones, as you see I have. Here, have some chocolate!"
After this, the non-gender specific followers spread the good news all around the world that, from then on, every Easter time the Easter Bunny would bring chocolate to both good and morally challenged boys, girls and transgendered.