Wednesday, May 18, 2005

NEWS ofthe WEEK Top Story: Martin Desecrates Holy Book

Paul Martin, Canada’s beleaguered Prime Minister, is reported by an "knowledgeable government source" to have desecrated the Conservatives platform book.

The source said on Tuesday that on Parliament hill in Ottawa Martin had flushed the Conservative holy book down the toilet.

The source said Martin received the book from turncoat Belinda Stronach, who had stolen it before defecting from the Conservatives to the Liberal party yesterday.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

this newsweek i mean news of the week story sound familiar-dident this just happen with the americans desicrating the holy koran? wasent thare a retraction?
zod

12:49 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

1:10 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

/me wipes seal blood off my cedar cluebat and hands it to ac ...

2:12 PM  

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