Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Paul Martin Demands More Time

Paul Martin went on the attack today to inform Canadians that the opposition parties will ruin impending breakthroughs in key areas of national interest. The Prime Minister lamented that if the government was brought down three months earlier than the Liberal's own timetable, very important government initiatives would be put in jeopardy.

When asked for further detail the PM explained that the softwood lumber issue was on the verge of being resolved after absolutely no progress in the last few years. "I feel that if we spend those precious three months not calling the Americans or negotiating with them, we will see a major breakthrough on this issue." Paul Martin explained.

Aboriginal issues are also on the agenda during this crucial three month period. After over a hundred years of government mistakes and First Nations communities still living in deplorable situations, the PM suggested that "...with a few more meetings and roundtables, I feel that in the next three months we will find a groundbreaking solution to all these problems."

The Prime Minister pointed out that the Liberals have labored tirelessly over the last 12 years in order to finally see the pinnacle of all their achievements come to fruition in this all-important 3 month period.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Shane said...

You've got to be kidding, Paul.

The softwood lumber issue has been ignored by your government for the last what - 5 years and NOW you are making progress?

Even more far-fetched - aboriginal claims are suddenly going to break through just when your government is coming apart at the seams? You are soooo reaching... and the staws you are grasping at will not prop up your government any longer.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Canadi-anna said...

I think I've heard this song before . . .

1:09 PM  
Blogger Radmila said...

Oh yes, yes...and world peace is just a couple of round table discussions away from being accomplished.

Not to mention that pesky aids and medicare situation...that's also just about to be fixed too...

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sad part is, judging by the polls, you dumb assed canadians seem to be falling for it!

6:33 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

You know, if PMPM could just stay in power another three months, not only would he solve all of OUR problems, but he could help Chirac out (probably by inviting all the rioters to move here, free of charge, the idiot).

8:27 PM  
Blogger Sierra said...

and yet again Martin thinks all voters in Canada have the intellegance of a fence post.

like the Liberal government has kept ANY promise over the last 12 years..

now he's just sounding desparate...

Lets put this government out of its misery before it gets any more pathetic.

8:44 AM  
Blogger 49erDweet said...

Sierra, maybe not all, but certainly enough to keep his ilk in power! Sad

4:48 PM  

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