Beware The Vote Snatchers!!!

The Globe & Mail has recently reported the horrific details of a sinister plot outlined in the headline Liberals snatching NDP votes in Ontario. According to a Strategic Council poll commissioned by CTV/Globe&Mail, the New Democrats' support level has dropped to single digits as the Grits reach their highest mark since May.

Apparently, due to the mushy consistency of the typical NDP voter's brain, the Liberal invaders can easily lay their larval young within the skull of these addle minded members of our society. As the young larvae grow, they slowly take control of the socialist mind and turn it into a Liberal mind. Although both brain patterns are similar, the Liberal mind is much more cunning and has even less of a moral compass than the usually naive and idealist NDP mind.

Beware, these invaders walk among us!!!

Note: For all those poll addicts out there, can anyone explain to me why the national numbers add up to 100% but the Ontario numbers only add up to 73% for this poll? Are the Greens getting 27% of the vote in Ontario? Any Poll that has the NDP at 9% in Ontario is highly suspect.