Thursday, December 01, 2005

How To Save Cornwall...

Domtar, a major employer in the Cornwall Ontario area, has announced a massive restructuring plan, which includes the closure of the Cornwall plant and over 900 employees losing their jobs.

We here at alsocanadian have burned the midnight oil and come up with a solution to this desparate situation for the people of Cornwall...

Just change this:




to this:



Problem solved.

Don't get it? Well, remember : Ottawa says it will give transportation giant Bombardier whatever aid it needs to keep Canada’s aerospace industry from collapsing .

All you Domtar employees about to lose their jobs might want to suggest this to Paul Martin. I hear he's in town tomorrow...

3 Comments:

Anonymous Shane said...

Very Sharp!

1:07 PM  
Blogger "Expert" Tom said...

I guess Paul Martin was so concerned with Cornwall today that he forgot to tell the press he was leaving from Montreal.

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking as someone from Thunder Bay, home of Bombardier's 'Canada Car' train car plant, let me say this: that won't help unless cornwall can be pushed inside the border of Quebec.

4:00 PM  

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