Leaked Liberal Campaign Promise

With the tide starting to turn against the liberals, they have been more and more desperate to try and turn the campaign around. With this new desperation sinking in, the liberals are coming up with more eye catching and outlandish ideas. Also, because of this desperation, they are becoming more and more careless and I have been given some top secret documents that outline one of these new promises.

We all know that the liberals support in the stronghold of southern Ontario and the GTA is slipping. The CPC and the Liberals are tied in Ontario according to recent Ipsos-Ried and SES polls, and Ontario is traditionaly the 'King Maker' in Canada. In order to combat this, the liberals are about to make a surprise announcement. If they are elected, the Liberals will promise a Stanley Cup for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

In order to fulfill this promise, the Liberals have enlisted some of their friends who have helped them with this sort of thing before. When Frankie the Bull was contacted and questioned about this, he commented that "We've fixed dis type a' thing before, from sports ta referendums ta elections. It shouldn't be a problem." When he was reminded that it was the Toronto Maple Leafs that had to win the Stanely Cup, he muttered, "Ok, dat might be a problem. I'll have to get back ta yous on dat."

Latest rumor has the Liberals now dropping this promise.