Thursday, April 28, 2005

NDP Sell-Out Fee - New Sale Price!!!

It has come to our attention that the sell-out price of the NDP, 4.6 billion, is too high for some non-Liberal or Liberal connected Canadians.

As we want to be fair to all Canadians, the NDP will sell-out partially for a reduced rate.

- For 2.6 billion, the party will endorse your product or service, but not fully support it.

- 1.6 billion will get you a conditional support, but with major concessions.

- 100 million will buy a nod from Jack (add a smile for an extra million!).

- 50 million is the cheapest support package, which only includes a “hands off” policy toward your product/service.

Note : on all packages there is a 25 million “right wing” fee, which must be paid up front before any support package would come into effect for conservative type products or services.

More information on sellout fees can be found here.

NDP = Were not whores...we're uber-whores!


Blogger Matt said...

How much to get one of those orange bandanas that say "Jack!" on them?

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that for the 4.6 billion Jack will give you something that involves a tongue ring? Could I get confirmation on this?


1:16 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Another gay porn referance from Les!

10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coors is finally getting what it deserves. Another American trying to make it in Canada. Its funny he does'nt understand he is going to lose it all....... but then again he was never liked. NDP is selling out just like Newfoundland(yes, stumpage fees WERE an issue for the Canadian Ambassador), and Quebec. When you see a Quebec Prime giving away our future revenue, much like Quebec was allowed to do(please don't leave) , its time to pull the plug. So we get adscam, which is just the beginning. Martin is trapped in Liberal corruption and sees this as part of Canadian politics(see him pleading on TV?).

Its really not Canadian to jump in there with the corrupt and make deals when one of them gets in trouble, not that this is what happened to the Prime and BY HIS EXTENSION everyone in Canada is part of this corruption by taking Federal Dollars, which the Prime freely gives away before we can even collect as a country. Sorry, if he'd gone beyond adscam and kept pushing on the corruption, he may have been worth keeping, but he became a coward and blamed the Liberal party and Canadians(he's been both his whole life-I won't mention shipping). He is damaging this country more every day he is in office. We don't need him and neither does Newfoundland, Quebec, or NDP.

11:44 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Mmmmmmmm.... Coooors....beeeeeeeer...what were we talking about?

11:56 AM  

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