Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Arctic Ice Breaker Long Term Plan

Using a form of Chaos theory and a software application to view and navigate hypertext, I have discovered the long term purpose of the fleet of ice breakers that have recently been promised by the Conservative Party.

It seems that the North Pole is being moved - by a nefarious outfit calling itself "Mother Nature" - to Siberia!

As this map clearly shows , Siberia is East not North! This evil "Mother Nature" plans to conquer the earth by confusing compasses and bringing all travel to standstill!

Since it will take about 50 years for the North Pole to reach Siberia, you can see the forward thinking of the Conservative Plan to have fleet of Ice Breakers as well as heavy aircraft at it's disposal in about next 10 years to counteract "Mother Nature" and drag the pole back where it belongs - in the true north strong and free!


Blogger "Expert" Tom said...

I guess thats why the American nuclear sub headed up there last week. It was doing some rekon on the mother alliance. Mother nature and Mother Russia!!!

3:33 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

I knew that "Mother Nature Alliance" had a hidden agenda. They are also working with the lefties in Canada, you know, all that "global warming" stuff...

6:56 PM  

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