Friday, December 23, 2005

More Proof Martin Planned To Pick Fight With U.S.:

As you can see by evidence presented here, it appears Liberal Prime Minister Paul Martin planned his attacks on the United States for cheap political gain.

We here at alsocanadian have dug a little deeper, and may have found even more damning evidence of this incredibly stupid, short sighted plan...

One of the biggest drawbacks of bashing America is the damage it will cause the Canadian economy, with tourism from the U.S. being a major loss to the country.

We have studied this particular issue, and have discovered the Liberals have been planning this attack for some time...

Back in april, some guy said "They want to legalize marijuana, legalize prostitution, alter the marriage definition, maintain the age of sexual consent between a minor and adult at 14 years of age, and leave a loophole in the definition of child pornography." As we all know, this is true, we can see some examples here, and here. Further to this, yesterday Canada's top court rules "swingers clubs okay".

What does this have to do with Liberal anti-American attacks you ask? Well, here goes:

The Liberals plan to replace U.S. tourism with Holland and Thailand style "sex and drug" tourism!

Don't you remember this? "MP members of the justice subcommittee studying the merits of legalizing prostitution for Canada have proposed a "sex tour," to explore brothels that operate legally in such jurisdictions as the Netherlands, Britain, Sweden and Nevada. British Columbia NDP MP Libby Davies introduced the Liberal-supported private members bill proposing the legalization of full-scale brothels last year."

Why go to Amsterdam or Bangkok, when instead you can go to Toronto or Vancouver? Not only will you be able to pay for sex and get stoned, but the government will also provide the condoms, drugs, needles, and crack pipes free of charge!

As for softwood lumber, we will have to keep it all anyways to provide rolling papers to all the tourists...

4 Comments:

Blogger The Truth Hurts said...

Well I'm travelling in Canada for sure now, lol. But seriously, not my latest article but the one before that I give some figures that show Martin's attack on the U.S. helped him and the Ambassador's attack helped him as well. I'm not sure the Liberals have anything to run on but a captain Canada strategy. My bet is that there will be an onslaught of captain Canada ads in the new year, with some attack ads portraying Harper as anti-captain Canada.

10:26 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Maybe as the evil arch villian, captain America...no wait, that name is taken...

10:56 AM  
Blogger wonderdog said...

I sure hope this isn't true.

Everyone knows that tourism just drives up prices.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous American Flag Toilet Paper said...

Although there is a great deal of Trade with the US, we should also keep in mind that they aren't the only game in town.

There are many nations and regions EAGER to trade with Canada, and who would deal with us far more fairly than our "best friend" to the south.

2:31 PM  

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