Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Scott Brison: Time to Come Clean

I think it’s pretty apparent by now that the Liberals have been sabotaged. The tactics they have employed over the last two years have bled away support in many demographics, all for the sake of 'hanging on to power.' From the handling of the sponsorship scandal, to the 'recruiting' of Belinda, to the way they handled the election, it was apparent that someone on the inside was pulling the strings of the Liberal parties top strategists.

By giving them plausible, yet idiotic advice, they bought it hook, line, and sinker. I think its now time for the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy), in cooperation with the CPC, to let the world in on our conspiracy. Do you want to know who the mole was? You want to know who allegedly leaked inside information about the Income Trust announcement. It was none other than former Progressive Conservative Mr. Scott Brison. Now that his cover is blown, I think its time that we pull Mr. Brison out from his double agent role in the Liberal party and give him that senate seat we promised him.

For his over-the-top defense of the Liberal party, including having to apologize for mistruths told about the NCC and Mr. Harper, telling mistruths about an audit that was not an audit, allegedly leaking insider information just before an election, and to top it off, telling a Liberal organizer to kiss his ass, I would have to say that Mr. Brison was one of the main reasons that the Liberals have suffered such an election defeat. We wanted to keep him in there to see if he could ride this all the way to the top, but sadly, it must end. Mr. Scott Brison, its time to come clean, its time to come home to the CPC.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I was the mole - how come noone told me it's was Scott.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a telling sign when the party whose mantra is "power at all costs" can't even find someone to lead them.

Oh yes, the future is certainly bright for the Liberal Party of Canada, lol.

12:41 PM  
Blogger James Bowie said...

Is it warm on the bandwagon? Do you get to sit on hay? Do you get to drink cider? Are the horses polite? What colour is the bandwagon? Who is the wagonmaster? Why does everyone always want to ride on the bandwagon? Why is it so popular? What am I missing?

3:36 PM  
Blogger "Expert" Tom said...

Its not a bandwagon, its a chuckwagon circling the wagons... ok, I give up, I really have no idea what you are talking about James. Is there a few posts like this one? I haven't seen any so send me some links, I'll spread the love. :-)

4:01 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Hey JimBo, why don't ye ask some Liberal bandwagon experts, like Paul Martin, or Brian Tobin, or John Manly, or Frank McKenna, or...

5:43 PM  

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