Sex in the News
Parents in New Brunswick are complaining about the new sex education curriculum the school board wants to implement. They claim it is too graphic, and is like a how to manual.
They say some of the subjects like oral and anal sex should be taught at home.
(Errr.. I know you easterners like to keep it in the family, but...)
NDPers take on Layton
A group of New Democrat MPs is taking on leader Jack Layton for "whipping" them to vote the party line on same-sex marriage and demanding that he drop the order.
(Wow, you have the words "Layton", "whipping", and "same-sex all in the same sentence!)
Deputy Prime Minister Anne McLellan launched a website to fight the spread of child pornography, but had a few translation problems:
The name of the French home page translated as the "Man Page".
In English, it tells readers about "Guys who are aware." The French version translated that as: "Testicles in the know."
(The strangest thing is the cost-$3.5 million for the site. What's the budget for your site?)
Poll: Canadians are dull in bed
88% of Canucks admit it in poll
A recent poll by the makers of K-Y products revealed 88% of Canadians rate themselves as mediocre lovers, whereas only 12% of Canadians said they deserve an A+ for their performance between the sheets.
(What does that tell you-12% of Canadians are full of shit!)
And finally...enough with the Cretien balls already. Those aren't Cretien's balls; they're MY balls. I paid for them. Now, what would happen to YOUR Uncle Jean if he was caught playing with your balls...
They say some of the subjects like oral and anal sex should be taught at home.
(Errr.. I know you easterners like to keep it in the family, but...)
NDPers take on Layton
A group of New Democrat MPs is taking on leader Jack Layton for "whipping" them to vote the party line on same-sex marriage and demanding that he drop the order.
(Wow, you have the words "Layton", "whipping", and "same-sex all in the same sentence!)
Deputy Prime Minister Anne McLellan launched a website to fight the spread of child pornography, but had a few translation problems:
The name of the French home page translated as the "Man Page".
In English, it tells readers about "Guys who are aware." The French version translated that as: "Testicles in the know."
(The strangest thing is the cost-$3.5 million for the site. What's the budget for your site?)
Poll: Canadians are dull in bed
88% of Canucks admit it in poll
A recent poll by the makers of K-Y products revealed 88% of Canadians rate themselves as mediocre lovers, whereas only 12% of Canadians said they deserve an A+ for their performance between the sheets.
(What does that tell you-12% of Canadians are full of shit!)
And finally...enough with the Cretien balls already. Those aren't Cretien's balls; they're MY balls. I paid for them. Now, what would happen to YOUR Uncle Jean if he was caught playing with your balls...
posted by alsocanadian at 12:12 AM
3 Comments:
Well hes had his hands in our pockets for so long its only natural he wants to play with our balls.
Kidding aside, the mainstream media should be ashamed for kissing ass to this arrogant bully. I guess they all see how many senate seats are open and how much the liberals pay their press secretaries.
Tom
"Those aren't Cretien's balls; they're MY balls. I paid for them."
LMAO when I read this! Actually I heard one of the balls belonged to George W. ;)
"Deputy Prime Minister Anne McLellan launched a website to fight the spread of child pornography, but had a few translation problems:"
Guess now all the bilingual Liberals joined the Bloc :D
Les
www.thecomputergeeks.ca
No, george W has us by both!
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