Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Michael Jackson Out Of Luck

Johnnie L. Cochran Jr., whose fierce, flamboyant and electrifyingly effective advocacy in the O. J. Simpson murder trial captivated the country and solidified his image as a master of high-profile criminal defense, died yesterday at his home in Los Angeles. He was 67. (full story)

He was probably the only lawyer who could have gotten Michael Jackson off. Looks like there won't be any "Chewbacca Defence". ( "If it doesn't fit - you must acquit" would be kinda obscene in this case)

Do you think right now he's getting his ass kicked by Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman? (unless he's a different place)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess all those criminals he represented will have to actually go to jail. It's a sad day for crime.


9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its funny how Micheal is claiming its a consiracy against him because hes black. Next thing you know he'll say its a conspiracy against him because hes a man, or a human for that matter.


10:41 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Cuz he sure aint black!

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and he sure ain't a man or a human being either ;-)


1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even if he was sent to hell, he wood just talk his way out of it!


9:12 PM  
Blogger William Tell said...

The "Chewbacca" defense. That's classic. I can't stop laughing...

12:09 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Hey Jason, I bet Michael would just "love" those Ewoks!

12:43 PM  
Anonymous muebles en madrid said...

In my view one and all must glance at this.

11:18 AM  

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