Monday, May 23, 2005

Shocking New Saddam Prison Photos!

As can be seen below, shocking new photos smuggled out of Saddam's Prison have been published by the tabloids. This one shows Saddam assaulting an unidentified cellmate.

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"It's clear that this photo is authentic" says Tom, a prison rape expert, "you can see the underpants of both subjects in the picture match, and are Iraq prison issue".

"In the biz, we call them "Tightie Whities" adds "Tom".

According to our expert, Saddam appears to be the aggressor in the possible sexual assault.

"Saddam is much larger than the unidentified victim, who looks very intimidated. Also, he is approaching from the rear holding a blanket. It's clear Mr. Hussein is going to put the blanket over his victims head and make him his bitch" (prison terminology for sexual assault).

White House press spokesman Trent Duffy said the photos could be perceived by members of the insurgency in much the same way as revelations of detainee abuse at Abu Ghraib.

"This could have serious impact with the revelations of prisoner abuse," he said. "What the United States did in both of those situations, however, is recognize that, take immediate steps to investigate and get to the bottom of why it happened and how it happened and take steps to make sure that ... people are held to account."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought SpongeBob was gay!


2:55 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

I don't know JP, looks like he doesen't have much of a choice...

6:18 PM  
Blogger The Mayor said...

This never happened,it's completely false.

You lied, aquatic forms died.

I hope you're happy.

10:37 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Your Honor, don't be such a square (pants)!

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shud be butcher of FAGdad!

12:51 PM  
Blogger Les Mackenzie said...

Poor... Soft... Supple Sponge Bob. He gives new meaning to the word "boy toy".

11:04 AM  
Anonymous cleananglingpledge said...

It cannot have effect as a matter of fact, that's exactly what I suppose.

11:24 AM  

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