Canadians Illogical Trust in Liberals Exposed!

Here it is folks, the Liberals' secret weapon has been uncovered.

According to this article, scientists in Switzerland and the United States have found a hormone (oxytocin) that makes people trust you.

"We find that the administration of Oxytocin causes a substantial increase in trusting behaviour," the scientists wrote. They added a warning: "Of course, this finding could be misused to induce trusting behaviours that selfish actors subsequently exploit."

So there you have it. This hormone is obviously being released into the water supply of Canada's major cities.

According to hormone expert Tom, "This probably explains why people keep voting Liberal even in the face of overwhelming corruption and scandal."

"It would also explain why rural people don't vote Liberal," adds Tom. "They get their water from their own wells, making Liberal tampering impossible."