Exclusive: Preview of Tonight's Debate
Here is an exclusive preview of Paul Martin's prepared answers for the anticipated questions asked during tonight's debate. I have recently recieved a leaked copy of the script that Paul Martin will be reading from later on tonight. I have already translated these questions and responses, as they are for the French language version.
Moderator: Mr. Martin, please give us an overview of your platform.
Martin: Thats a good question. Fundementaly, we must act. Our record speaks for itself.
Moderator: You have 50 seconds left Mr. Martin.
Martin: Look it. Make no mistake, come hell or high water, this is an absolute priority.
Moderator: What is a priority?
Martin: I've got to tell you, I really mean it. Fundementaly, look it, you see, look it. Let me be perfectly clear.
Moderator: Please, go ahead, I'm having trouble following...
Martin: Essentially...um... I've got to tell you, come hell or high water... um... look it.. errr...
Moderator: Do you actually have any platform? Any policies?
Martin: Um...ya, sorry, I got nothing.
From the crowd... BINGO!!!
Moderator: Mr. Martin, please give us an overview of your platform.
Martin: Thats a good question. Fundementaly, we must act. Our record speaks for itself.
Moderator: You have 50 seconds left Mr. Martin.
Martin: Look it. Make no mistake, come hell or high water, this is an absolute priority.
Moderator: What is a priority?
Martin: I've got to tell you, I really mean it. Fundementaly, look it, you see, look it. Let me be perfectly clear.
Moderator: Please, go ahead, I'm having trouble following...
Martin: Essentially...um... I've got to tell you, come hell or high water... um... look it.. errr...
Moderator: Do you actually have any platform? Any policies?
Martin: Um...ya, sorry, I got nothing.
From the crowd... BINGO!!!
posted by "Expert" Tom at 12:11 PM
9 Comments:
Sum's it up perfectly.
I can see the NDP too: We passed a peoples budget, we got a budget for the people, the people, p, p, p, people, the people, we worked for the people, peep-peep-peep-peeeeople...
You left out his answer to the second question;
"A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven."
Also Canadian: Dont forget 'made parliament work'!
The reason I found this site is because I did a Google search on "Star Trek Political Parties".
--==/ By the hand of Kayless! \==--
In Canada, the Conservatives are kinda like Vulcans, sometimes considered cold, but always logical...
The NDP are kinda like the Borg, you know, the socialistic "hive" mentality...
The Liberals are like the Ferengi, see "Ferengi Rules of Acquisition" if ya don't believe me...(especially #1)
The reason the Liberals always seem to win is Liberal/Ferengi rule #284: Deep down everyone's a Ferengi.
i voted for bush and i would do it again
Nonymous, judjin by the people of Iraq today (voter turnout), looks like you may end up to be on the right side of history...
Pretty worthwhile data, lots of thanks for your post.
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