Liberal Attack Ad Haiku Contest:

The comments on the last post by Pale gave me an idea...a Liberal attack Haiku contest!

Haiku rules are as follows:

• Use of three lines written in 5-7-5 syllables;
• Use of three (or fewer) lines of no more than 17 syllables in total;
• Use of metrical feet rather than syllables. A haiku then becomes three lines of 2, 3, and 2 metrical feet, with a pause after the second or fifth;
• Use of the "one deep breath" rule: the reader should be able to read the haiku aloud without taking a second breath.

An example is as follows:

Bad Stephen Harper

will he declare martial law

he has not told us

or...

very scary man

we are not making this up

Canada. Destroyed.

Winners will have their "attack Haiku" featured in a future post, and have their Haiku forwarded to the Liberal party (an envelope stuffed with cash would help with those after Christmas bills...)