Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Liberal Attack Ad Haiku Contest:

The comments on the last post by Pale gave me an idea...a Liberal attack Haiku contest!

Haiku rules are as follows:
  • Use of three lines written in 5-7-5 syllables;
  • Use of three (or fewer) lines of no more than 17 syllables in total;
  • Use of metrical feet rather than syllables. A haiku then becomes three lines of 2, 3, and 2 metrical feet, with a pause after the second or fifth;
  • Use of the "one deep breath" rule: the reader should be able to read the haiku aloud without taking a second breath.

An example is as follows:

Bad Stephen Harper

will he declare martial law

he has not told us

or...

very scary man

we are not making this up

Canada. Destroyed.

Winners will have their "attack Haiku" featured in a future post, and have their Haiku forwarded to the Liberal party (an envelope stuffed with cash would help with those after Christmas bills...)

21 Comments:

Blogger B-Double said...

Liberal Ad Buy

Reptile Kitten Eater two?

The end is nearing

1:35 PM  
Blogger B-Double said...

Sorry, not Liberal attack haiku, but an approporiate summary, no?

1:36 PM  
Blogger Danté said...

OOOH, OOH! I want in on this one!

Let's see...

Harper is Harris

He will Destroy Canada

He actually said that

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Shabbadoo said...

Conservatives bad

Make you raise your own children

On three bucks a day.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Krydor said...

Women's Rights vanish
notwithstanding secret
Paul Saves Canada

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guns in our cities

we are not making this up

Stephan Harper = W?

Haiku Master

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C P C
Fundamentally bad
Need more said?

4:52 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

evil Harperbot
he will eat your children up
do not vote for him

4:56 PM  
Blogger "Expert" Tom said...

Paul Martin begs you

vote Liberal so Stephen

stops eating kittens

5:26 PM  
Blogger TrustOnlyMulder said...

Harper has blue eyes
So did one Frank Sinatra
Beware Mafia

5:27 PM  
Blogger Jason Monteith said...

Harper loves U.S.A.

Said they were "inspiration"

That means he's scary!

9:33 PM  
Blogger Fighting for Democracy said...

Liberals are Red
Communism is also Red
Read my Red Book too.

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Paul like dictator
Tell everyone what to do
He actually said that.

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12:22 AM  
Blogger Candace said...

congrats on the cbc link ;-)

1:52 AM  
Blogger CanadianTruth said...

Spread these links around! New negative ads, let's make them viral!

http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-Adscam
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-China
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-Ethics
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-GST
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-guns
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMArtin-guns2
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-IncomeTrust
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-notwithstanding-I
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-notwithstanding-II
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-notwithstanding-III
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-Ships
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-tax

Or link to them from my blog:
http://paulmartinlies.blogspot.com

Thanks!
CT

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Jon Tupper said...

liberal attacks
bounce off like rubber, not glue
Paul Martin feels shame.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Sue said...

uber socialist
Layton - secret surgery at
a private clinic

stealthily fixing
his hernia on the dark side
Yes, in Canada

9:36 PM  
Blogger Hy Coup said...

What if Paul does win?
That's some fucked up shit right there
Choose Your Canada

8:53 AM  
Anonymous cyclepath said...

Disease

Torture

Rape

Pestilence

Death

He has said all of these words

And Harper lives in Canada

4:33 AM  
Anonymous cyclepath said...

Think of a country run by God

Whose moving finger can crush you flat

Having only the wisdom of Bush

4:35 AM  
Anonymous Eraethil said...

Martial law declared
and no daycare for their brats
criminals beware!

12:34 AM  
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