Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Other Pulled Liberal Attack Ads

H/T Andrew Coyne commenters.

Have fun, though. At least until the guys with the guns. In our cities. Canadian cities. come and get you. I'm not making this stuff up.

Duffy makes me laugh .... in my city .. in Canada ... i didn't make that up.

I'm hiding anyway - I think I saw somebody. with a gun. in my city. and I'm very afraid of a military junta)

Conservative campaigning door to door. Conservatives. With leaflets. In our cities. In Canada. I'm not making this up.

Tomorrow's Liberal attack ads will have the military hunting fish. Vote grit or we kill the fish.

Vote Liberal or you'll be sleeping with the fishes. You can marry the fish under the charter. Ever been to sea, Billy?

STEPHEN HARPER SUPPORTS CHILD LABOUR ... IN OUR CITIES .... IN CANADA ... I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP

How much is Harper going to give Quebec? If you're going to get them off Federal Crack you need to supply an intermediate drug like methadone. How much Mr. Harper?

6 Comments:

Blogger Loyalist said...

Stephen Harper actually likes to eat crackers in bed.

Crackers with cheese.

Cheez Whiz.

On crackers.

In bed.

We did not make this up.

7:58 AM  
Blogger Loyalist said...

If Stephen Harper could be a tree, what kind of tree would he be?

A patriotic maple?

A stately oak?

A sprawling yucca?

Yucca trees don't grow in Canada.

They grow in Texas.

George Bush is from Texas.

Stephen Harper likes George Bush.

Why doesn't Stephen Harper like Canadian trees?

We don't know. He just won't say.

8:01 AM  
Blogger Danté said...

Stephen Harper once said that he likes milk.

Babies like milk.

Stephen Harper eats babies.

With Milk.

Babies.

With Milk.

We did not make this up.

We're not allowed to.

8:48 AM  
Blogger Ian said...

Hahaha, man that made me laugh!

9:27 AM  
Blogger Patrick said...

Yikes! What have I wrought? But thanks for the h/t.

It sure looks good on the Liberals. Let's make this the ad that everyone thinks of every time they hear those jungle drums. This is the most despicable act of villainy any political party could have committed, in this or any other country. Too many of our fellow Canadians came from countries where, from time to time, the military would enter the cities to impose a new government's wishes on the population. To play on those fears is loathsome.

They need to wear this for at least a decade, as a reminder of how low they could go in the pursuit of power for the sake of greed.

1:51 AM  
Anonymous hard working middle class said...

if you work, think of how many hours you work, think of how much you get an hour, think of how much the government gets from your pay cheque
where does it all go??

those that dont want to work
those that spend their welfare money on Ipods and cam cells
those that want $$ for each baby they make then want others to pay for the support of this kid
those that support mismanagement of our money
those that support lavish dinners for our members of parliament, and for some gum afterwards

does whether gay marriage or not really affect how much you get back in return for your hard earned dollar? They have the same rights as hetrosexuals and the first gay marriage in Canada has since divorced - does that really affect you?

10:21 PM  

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