Sunday, February 06, 2005

Americans, Avert Your Eyes!

Black Sunrise Posted by Hello

First Anniversary of the Janet Jackson Affair

What’s the deal with those Americans? Can you believe there were half million complaints against CBS, MTV, and their parent company Viacom, after Janet Jackson had her breast exposed at Super Bowl XXXVIII?

So let me get this straight…. US kids will become traumatized from seeing a breast. Well, I guess they should ban breastfeeding then. Some of those kids suck with their eyes open. Think of the psychological damage being inflicted on all those innocent children! Maybe the mothers could blindfold them…

I’m very surprised that parents think seeing breasts has such an effect on kids. They don’t seem to mind the constant violence, death, and bloodshed these kids watch daily. Man that’s a warped way of thinking. Nudity=bad, violence=ok!

I remember watching one of these caught on tape shows. On one of the tapes they showed a killer whale trainer getting mauled by one of the whales. The thing grabbed her by the leg, horribly mutilating it. Blood everywhere. They showed the whole thing, every detail of it except when her bikini bottom slipped down. Guess where they put a black circle?

Now, we Canadians might be going a little overboard with all the softcore (and sometimes hardcore) porn shown on regular TV at all hours of the day, but I think this is an area where the US could learn something from us! I’m not trying to tell them "make love not war", but why not a little love with the war?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe shows like CSI don't get the morality police busting down the door with all the graphic violence etc. But that's really the question right. Morality and the immoral(sp) sexual acts on TV. Americans don't mind violence but show them a titty and you get the million 'soccer-mom' march.


1:54 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Then again Les at least they don’t have a beaurocracy making sure there’s not too much "foreign" content. You know Canadians could be traumatized by watching Fox news......

9:10 AM  
Blogger Vector said...

Oh, this tragedy totally slipped my mind!

10:54 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Good one Vector! I think America does hate nipples!

11:55 AM  
Blogger golfwidow said...

I heard that some kid saw it live and said, "Look, Dad! Janet Jackson is a sheriff!"

11:02 PM  
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12:26 AM  

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