Friday, January 28, 2005

Are Terrorists Vampires?

Vlad the Impaler, a.k.a. Dracula, was a knight in the Order of the Dragon-a secret fraternity created in 1387. He was sworn to uphold Christianity and defend the empire against the Islamic Turks. In 1461, He was outnumbered by Sultan Mehmed II's army. When the Sultan attacked, he was shocked at finding a virtual forest of impaled Turkish prisoners. When he saw this, he turned his army around and went home, saying, "how can we defeat men who would do such things?" Because of terrorist tactics like this he has been labled by history as a vampire.
Seems to me another group of people use these tactics. Maybe old Osama and friends are the undead! (That would explain why they don't mind doing suicide attacks.....)


Blogger Alex said...

Wow, that explains a lot.. who knew?
If terrorists were vampires, that would mean that they could turn into bats at night and kill people.. wow...

4:40 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Why do you think we have so much trouble catching them!

4:48 PM  

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