Monday, January 09, 2006

Liberal Mole Reveals Martin Doppleganger

I recently received information from unreliable sources that the reason Paul Martin has a bounce in his step recently is the Liberal Party has created a genetically rearranged clone! This clone has been engineered all fast twitch fibers so that it can have super fast body movements. The reason for this is that since Captain Canada song and dance went over so well last debate, they want to do it twice the speed this time. Also, he will seem to be twice the debater he was last time as well, able to engage 2 or 3 opponents at a time!

Of course, I did not post about this as it seemed outrageous - even for the Liberals! However, recent photographic evidence has surfaced which shows this "super speeded" clone in action. Apparently, the Liberal braintrust wanted to see if people could detect the clone in a live event so they rolled it out a recent campaign stop.

Luckily, the Mole captured the clone making unnatural movements - here it is! No word on whether "evil reptilian kitten eater" DNA was used.


Blogger alsocanadian said...

I think he was eating a fly out of mid air in that pic...

9:33 AM  

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