Russian President Putin To Become Cyborg
Garry Kasparov, the world's leading chess player, has decided to give up competitive chess and devote his time to Russian politics in an attempt to bring down the regime of President Vladimir Putin. (See full story)
In an attempt to defeat the intellectually superior Kasparov, Mr. Putin has requested the help of IBM to insert the "Deep Blue" Supercomputer into his brain.
"Deep Blue has defeated Kasparov in the past, and we are confidant it will again" said an unnamed IBM tech.
When asked whether having a computer wired into his brain worried Mr. Putin, he replied: "Naw, it's all good".
In an attempt to defeat the intellectually superior Kasparov, Mr. Putin has requested the help of IBM to insert the "Deep Blue" Supercomputer into his brain.
"Deep Blue has defeated Kasparov in the past, and we are confidant it will again" said an unnamed IBM tech.
When asked whether having a computer wired into his brain worried Mr. Putin, he replied: "Naw, it's all good".
posted by alsocanadian at 12:01 AM
2 Comments:
YOU MEAN HE ISN'T A ROBOT!
Les
www.thecomputergeeks.ca
Naw, I saw him show emotion once. He had just destroyed a village...
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