Tuesday, March 08, 2005

“Killer Blog” taking over the interwebnet!

An alarming new trend is emerging, as this interwebnet site indicates: The Untrue North-Public Service Announcement. It appears that the interwebnet is being infested by a new menace-the IAM(also)CANADIAN blog.

A Canadian interwebnet expert, Mr. R Patton, was consulted about this strange phenomenon. He has warned that this bloglike “thing” does indeed appear to be taking over the interwebnet. Mr. Patton, who owns two computer machines, says this “thing” is spreading at an alarming rate. Mr. Patton likens it to a cancer or virus, a “computer virus”, if you will.
He calculates that within the next century or two, this horrible “blog” will have taken over the whole www, and perhaps the http as well.

Prime Minister Paul Martin is trying to persuade Canadians that there is nothing to fear. He has just announced the government’s new strategy to deal with this menace. A new registry to register all computer machines in Canada is to be created by 2006. The cost of this registry is estimated at two million dollars.

The Americans, however, don’t seem alarmed by this impending menace. President Bush maintains that the “blog” will be unable to penetrate his new ballistic missile shield.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have the internet on computers now???


10:20 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

That's what Mr. Patton says!

11:34 AM  
Anonymous site said...

This will not have effect in reality, that is what I believe.

6:40 AM  

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