Prime Minister Under Alien Control!
A headline today reads: "Record Number of Canadian UFO Sightings"
Ufology Research of Manitoba says there were 882 recorded U-F-O sightings, up 31 per cent from the year before. (full report here)
An interesting fact to note is that 2004 saw an all-time record high number of sightings reported.
Now, remember this: PM's plane encounters UFO
Last March, Martin "encountered" a UFO...
Hmm...Before then, he was the man of the hour, the greatest thing since sliced bread. Now, he's "Mr Dithers". Martin is under alien control!
Kind of makes sense if you think about it. Now he wants same-sex (or inter-species?) marriage. And what about him backing out of BMD? His alien masters don't want anything shooting down their saucers as they infiltrate Canada...Especially after the US says: "We can't rule out attacking enemy spacecraft in the future"
The truth is out there...
Ufology Research of Manitoba says there were 882 recorded U-F-O sightings, up 31 per cent from the year before. (full report here)
An interesting fact to note is that 2004 saw an all-time record high number of sightings reported.
Now, remember this: PM's plane encounters UFO
Last March, Martin "encountered" a UFO...
Hmm...Before then, he was the man of the hour, the greatest thing since sliced bread. Now, he's "Mr Dithers". Martin is under alien control!
Kind of makes sense if you think about it. Now he wants same-sex (or inter-species?) marriage. And what about him backing out of BMD? His alien masters don't want anything shooting down their saucers as they infiltrate Canada...Especially after the US says: "We can't rule out attacking enemy spacecraft in the future"
The truth is out there...
posted by alsocanadian at 12:01 AM
2 Comments:
I always thought Chretien was an alien. He looks like that bug guy after the alien wen't inside his body on "Men In Black".
Jay
He does speak in some kind of alien dialect, I can't place it...
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