Friday, March 04, 2005

Canadians Choose Satan!

Results from our latest poll are in.

In response to the question " If you knew then what you know now, which Joe Clark's "devil you know" would you have voted for in the last federal election."

12% of respondents would have voted for Paul Martin again.

41% of respondents would have chosen Steven "the invisible man" Harper this time around.

And a slim majority (47% ) would have chosen Satan, the King of Evil, to lead Canada.

I guess this kind of makes sense. The Devil, also called "The Lord of Lies", would be a perfect fit for the leader of the Liberal party. Also, he could start getting to know his future subjects before they die...

Be sure to cast your vote in the next survey: Who should now lead the Gomery Inquiry.


Blogger Darcey said...

Statement of fact? Something missing here and I can't put my finger on it.

9:43 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Hey Darcy.
As you can see the title was alot quicker for me to come up with than the story!

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe that was "the devil you know" that Joe Clark was talking about? hmmmm.... Makes you think eh?


2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could it Sponge Bob Square Pants?
--just kidding! We continue to enjoy your site very much. Peace MandT

6:52 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Thanks M&T. Yours is a definite read too.
Spongebob is more like Joe Clark. At least in the brain department.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the offer--couldn't smell as bad as Bush. As long as the fur freaks don't picket we'll learn to skin along. I remember growing up in Colorado-- uncles hunting, skining, and making elk sauage.
Truth of it is that we not leaving without one hell of a fight. mandt

8:59 PM  
Blogger Darcey said...

I gotcha buddy! Lord of the lies!

9:49 PM  
Blogger yochanan said...

Now would satan chose CANUKISTAN?

1:12 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Naw, yochanan, It's too cold for him. Besides, his work here is already done!

11:39 AM  

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