Monday, April 04, 2005

The Sponsorship Scandal for Dummies (and what's next...)

- Auditor General discovers Liberals bilking Canadian taxpayers out of almost a hundred million dollars.

- Former Prime Minister Jean Chretien involves Liberal controlled RCMP to investigate as a delaying tactic (the report surfaced after he was scheduled to leave office), sends one of the Liberal ministers responsible, Alfonso Gagliano, to be the ambassador to Denmark.

- Liberal former PM leaves office, and new Liberal PM Paul Martin, in a show of distancing his Liberal administration from the former Liberal PM, calls for a public inquiry.

- Appoints Liberal Judge John Gomery to head inquiry, calls election.

- Liberal corruption charges dog Liberal PM, but Liberal controlled media enable Liberal PM to squeak out minority Liberal government.

- Liberal lawyers of former Liberal PM attempt to remove Liberal Judge Gomery from the inquiry, as he appears to actually be investigating the scam. Attempt fails.

- Liberal lawyers for bureaucrats accused in the Liberal scam win publication ban on incriminating testimony, hopefully until after another election can be called by the Liberals. (CENSORED, GOTTA LOVE FREEDOM OF SPEACH!)

- Liberal scam Liberal Liberals steal scam Liberal corrupt Liberals theft Liberal scandal.

- Corrupt Liberals Liberal stealing scam Liberal incompetence Liberals theft Liberalism.

- Adscam Liberal Liberals corrupt Liberals stealing Liberals Liberal sponsorship Liberals theft Liberal.

- Liberal Liberal Liberal Liberal Liberal Liberal Liberal Liberal Liberal Liberal Liberal.

- Election called, Liberals win a majority government. Hockey to begin in fall.

And in other news...

French Corruption Erodes Trust in Politics: The latest corruption trial of the French president's cronies leaves the public shaking their heads, yet again.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are all the political parties in Canada called "the liberals", or do you tards just keep voting for the same currupt one?


11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T.O. is mostly responsible for the libs, they're used to bad goverment and bad hockey!

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beat me to it... Grrr ;)


2:04 PM  
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