Monday, June 20, 2005

New Home For Gitmo Prisoners?

Gitmo, Jacko! Posted by Hello

Pop icon and lover of children, Michael Jackson, has volunteered to do his part in the war on terror, and may house accused terrorists at his Neverland ranch compound.

Due to reports of prisoner abuse at Guantanamo Bay detention centre, Cuba, (Gitmo) , there is a possibility the facility may have to be shut down. These abuses include forcing prisoners to listen to music and subjecting them to air conditioning.

"I love terrorists," says Michael. "When I sleep with them it's very innocent"

"This could work out very well for US intelligence," says Tom, a terrorist torture expert. "The constant molestation by Mr. Jackson will rapidly break down the subjects, as they are extremely homophobic."

Tom adds "It's also good for Jackson, as the Judge said he is no longer allowed to molest young boys (referring to Mr. Jacksons recent child molestation trial) but he didn't say anything about terrorists...".

"And the best part", says Tom, "is that Michael Jackson torture is not prohibited by the Geneva convention!"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome! They look like little flowers along the path! LOL!!!

12:16 PM  
Blogger 49erDweet said...

Great call! One of your best efforts!

They would be so convenient for visits from their Hollywood fan base, too. When parole time comes they would just be a short bus ride away from their new relocation neighborhoods among the glamorous "beautiful people" who know so much more than us common folk.

Wow, solving two problems with one, Idea.

12:24 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

"solving two problems with one blo--..:" LOL! Watch out, you may get Les stated on the gay porn referances...

12:56 PM  
Blogger Canadianna said...

Good one. Though it would probably qualify as 'cruel and unusual punishment'.

2:13 PM  
Blogger andym said...

Mikey could probably use the DoD rental supplements to pay of the bills from his case. Good call on this one!

8:38 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Thanks guys.
Hey Andy, how come more lefties don't have a sense o haha?

11:17 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

Lefties have a GREAT sense of ha-ha, but it has to be directed at someone other than them to be funny.

Excellent post.

2:56 AM  
Blogger andym said...

God man, if only they could lighten up a little bit! I'm trying to help them a bit, but it ain't easy. For real laughs, try and find the rap video that Ed Broadbent made just before last year's election. Now that's funny.

6:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm getting you late linkage at Alliance HQ

1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "beat it"...

Awesome job, my Canadian friend.

11:30 AM  
Blogger beej said...

I love it!

10:20 PM  

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