Proof God Created Man:
Daimnation! has a post outlining the fact that University of Chicago professor Jerry Coyne "absolutely demolishes" Intelligent Design theory.
Well, I have found absolute proof that god not only created man, but created him in his image.
The proof? Well, as can be seen from the photo of god below, god looks just like a human:
Well, I have found absolute proof that god not only created man, but created him in his image.
The proof? Well, as can be seen from the photo of god below, god looks just like a human:
Not only that, but he is an old derelict (or possibly a hippie). The evidence also proves that god created white summer dresses (and cross-dressing), blue scarves, and maroon blankets.
Case closed.
posted by alsocanadian at 12:00 PM
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I have a living knowledge blog. It pretty much covers living knowledge related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time :-)
So, I guess you agree with my proof then...
Yeah yeah, but what bout my proof...
I have a similar photo of myself wearing exactly the same outfit. It doesn't prove that I created white summer dresses, it only proves that I have good fashion sense (and it reminds me that I should give god a call the next time we're going to the same event so that we don't end up wearing the same thing).
I wonder whatever happened to that scarf? It so brought out the grey in my beard.
*it only proves that I have good fashion sense*
Good fashion sense? Everybody knows you shouldnt wear white after labour day...
ALSO, it's white SHOES after Labour Day, although ideally one would switch to "winter white" (kind of a very light cream) after Labour Day but... the right scarf can fix just about anything.
btw I figured out how to get rid of the spammers that have come to visit. Open a blog at the top (date it 2006 or 2007 so it stays at the top) and close comments on that post.
Thanks Candace, I'll give it a try.
BTW, still workin on the tag!
Speaking of white... please note that God is much paler than anybody else, and that all the darker-skinned individuals shown are not only subservient to but actively supporting the light-skinned minority.
Plainly much more than a fashion statement is being expressed in this situation; alsocanadian has equally proved that god has created the hierarchies upholding the alsoamerican sociopolitical system.
The guy is totally just, and there is no skepticism.
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