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Man on cruelty, bestiality charges over rabbit deaths
A man described as a finance industry professional appeared in an Australian court on Friday charged with animal cruelty, bestiality and drug offences after the deaths of 17 rabbits and a guinea pig.
Police said the 36-year-old man was arrested in his Sydney office at about 1 a.m. on Friday after an investigation. He was charged with 18 counts of aggravated cruelty to animals, one count of bestiality and two counts of possession of cannabis.
I can see his defence already: "But Your Honour, these animals were my clients. My clients ALWAYS get screwed..."
Update: Looks like Darcy beat me to this story. I thought I was the only one sick enough to find this amusing...
A man described as a finance industry professional appeared in an Australian court on Friday charged with animal cruelty, bestiality and drug offences after the deaths of 17 rabbits and a guinea pig.
Police said the 36-year-old man was arrested in his Sydney office at about 1 a.m. on Friday after an investigation. He was charged with 18 counts of aggravated cruelty to animals, one count of bestiality and two counts of possession of cannabis.
I can see his defence already: "But Your Honour, these animals were my clients. My clients ALWAYS get screwed..."
Update: Looks like Darcy beat me to this story. I thought I was the only one sick enough to find this amusing...
posted by alsocanadian at 10:18 AM
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The bunnies OK, but why the guinea pig! Whyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
I'm having a problem with the actual mechanics of it all... There are size issues that I can't seem to reconcile in my mind...
Hey, Richard.
Don't forget we ARE talking about a "finance industry professional" here...(and probably a lefty to boot! ;)
For my part one and all have to go through this.
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