Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Was Yesterdays Plane Crash a Terrorist Incident?

Were terrorists behind an Air France Airbus bursting into flames after skidding off a runway at Toronto's Pearson International Airport?

Well, check out this statement claiming full responsibility...

Official Statement in Full:

In the name of Bunkum, the merciful, the compassionate, may peace be upon the cheerful one and undaunted fighter, Prophet Cyber-Pope, God's peace be upon him.

Confusionists: Rejoice for it is time to take revenge against the Canadian government in retaliation for its support of the Belgian Infidels who refuse to hand over 800,000 Confusionists being detained in Belgian labour camps. The heroic Confusionist warriors have carried out a blessed raid in Toronto. Canada is now burning with quite a lot of fear, some terror and a little panic in its northern, southern, eastern, and western quarters - and those feelings will eventually cross over to their Belgian allies.

We repeatedly forgot to warn the Canadian Government and people, but anyway, we have carried out our blessed military raid on a French plane in Canada after our brave warriors exerted strenuous efforts over a long period of time to ensure the success of the raid.

We continue to warn the governments all the anti-Confusionist governments that they will be punished in the same way if they do not pressure the Beligian Government to meet our demands. He who warns is excused.

For the full news article (being covered up by the government and MSM of course) go to "Confusionists Claim Responsibility For Toronto Air Fire" by the Cyber-Pope

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, you are a rumour mongering loser. There is no evidence to support terrorism. But hey isn't that what being a tory is all about? NExt you can blame the Liberals for the weather that contributed to the crash.

1:55 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Hmmmm...Nonymouse.

I never said anything about Liberals...AHA! I knew it wouldn't be long before those truly responsible for the crash revealed themselves!

5:25 PM  
Blogger Walsh Writes said...

Anonymous...

there isn't enough space in purgatory for all the Liberals.

now back to the program...

would the MSM and the Canadian Government coverup terrorism... you betcha!!

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hrmm....
I think it woulda been more Fitting if the French Plane had fallen off a runway in Quebec......

9:47 PM  
Blogger Jason Monteith said...

To the first anonymous poster...

Dude, it's called a sense of humour. Check it out, it's kind of a neat thing to have!

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a rumour has to be even romotely believable. Either the first anonymous didn't even bother reading the whole post, or he/she is just another Tory bashing sychophant...whatever that means. :-P

Tom

9:30 AM  
Blogger Candace said...

Personally, I feel sorry for Anonymous. He/She apparently has less of a life than me.

'mous - you are SO out to lunch if you think THIS particular site will get all excited about your comments.

duh

11:39 PM  

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