"Singin' Through the Pain"

An inside source in the Ministry of Health has leaked some important information as to the new direction Health Canada is taking to combat waiting times that are so long they contravene the Charter of Rights. After reading this article, I decided to do some digging and came across one whistleblower who said not only are they going to put on musicals informing the public of important health issues, but that Health Minister Ujjal Dosanjh has also approved impromptu one-man/one-woman shows in local emergency wards to sing about the ailments of the patients in the ER. I have also heard rumors that all people who die while waiting for medical treatment will qualify for a singing telegram to their next of kin explaining how sorry Health Canada is for their loss.

You heard it here first... 'Expert' Tom.