Saturday, January 14, 2006

Paul Martin Confirms Existence of Mole?

As you can see by this screenshot, Paul Martin really believes there is a mole in the Liberal war room, and is searching high and low.



If it's a little hard to make out, the domain "Paulmartin.ca" is doing a search for "Liberal mole" on Google.

It appears Mr. Martin suspects a member of the bloggin tories is the mole. He may be correct, I have suspected this for some time now. I believe I know who you are mole, but I think it would be better if you came forward yourself...

18 Comments:

Anonymous Jesse Gritter Online said...

This is interesting:

"Language Enlgish (United States)" [emphasis added]

Hmmm... you're on to something.

7:53 PM  
Blogger Ottawa Core said...

britannia, ontario?

hail britannia. the boat's sinkin.

8:05 PM  
Blogger "Expert" Tom said...

I thought Paul Martin didn't read blogs??? Its not the first time hes been on either.

8:35 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

I'm not making this up...

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Paul Martin said...

I not looking for a mole - I already have one an am looking to get it removed.

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canada has a cancerous mole, to be removed January 23, 2006.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous rob said...

The mole will be removed in his private clinic.

10:39 PM  
Anonymous North Saanich said...

The machinations of political campaigns sometimes provide comic relief, but the strong Conservative poll results are no laughing matter.

The Conservatives have a lot of religous nuts in their party. They will do whatever they can to appeal to those who believe in sky pixies. Yesterday I heard Harper close a speech with the phrase "god bless Canada." This sort of thing is straight from the Repuglican playbook. It made my stomach turn. In the U.S. there is no way a person can become president without being seen toting a bible to church. Harper is doing his best to reproduce this situation in Canada.

The thought of having to live with a government that has a theocratic agenda is unacceptable. It is vitally important for all rational Canadians to vote strategically. Direct your vote so that it will do the most good in stopping Harper and his band of Neanderthals. Vote for whichever party has the best chance of defeating the Conservatives in your riding. Do not waste your vote on some minor party.

11:55 PM  
Anonymous Barnstormer said...

hmmm... North Saanich? Isn't that supposed to be the epicenter of the "Big One"? Which, according to Jack Layton, is gonna happen at about one minute after midnight EST on 24 January.

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mole could be Stronach or a bloggingtory. Whoever he/she is, wait until the 24th before you reveal yourself. I'm sure Harper has a place for you in the Senate.
Hey, politics is politics. Allan.
Toronto.

1:20 AM  
Blogger Candace said...

north saanich, you must really hate our national anthem. "God keep our land glorious and free"? My God, what's next, "God Save the Queen"?

Get a grip.

2:26 AM  
Blogger NL-ExPatriate said...

I hope it's Belinda!
I was devastated hen she crossed the floor.
I had such great hopes for her as being the first Female Prime Minister of CanaHa

7:43 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

I remember that majic mushrooms grew all over peoples lawns and in parks in Saanich...

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come Martin always "prays" for our troops, that theocratic bastard!

the theoneocon

10:39 PM  
Anonymous North Saanich said...

From Candace's comment:

"you must really hate our national anthem. "God keep our land glorious and free"?"

It has been many years since I have sung the words you quote. I choose to sing my own version: "We keep our land glorious and free."

I have also replaced "in all our sons command" with the more inclusive "in all of us command."

The following site has available a pdf file with aggregate polling results for all ridings in Canada.

Strategic Voting Guide

Here is the direct link to the pdf file:

Latest Projections pdf

I found the pdf file very useful for identifying which party in my riding has the best chance of defeating the Conservatives. I will be voting strategically for that party.

11:03 PM  
Anonymous Johnny Pockets said...

From north saanich:

"It has been many years since I have sung the words you quote. I choose to sing my own version: 'We keep our land glorious and free.'

I have also replaced 'in all our sons command" with the more inclusive "in all of us command.'"

Are you sure that's sanitized enough? I mean, we also call this our native land in our anthem. First Nations people could be unduly harmed by keeping that in there. And the part about "standing on guard"? We have a tremendously long history of peacekeeping. We're a peacekeeping nation, damnit. How dare we belittle the contribution that peacekeepers have made to this world by implying that they are a military ready to kill.

Here. I've cleaned it up a bit for you. I've added some comments in parentheses so you understand why I've changed it:

Oh Not-America (calling it "Canada" could offend those who have arrived from other countries. It is important that they maintain their culture, language, and anything else that helps to identify them as a visible or otherwise excepted minority. Since, if we are anything, we are most definitely not American, I've gone with the country-neutral "Not-America.")

Our home and co-opted through devious and treacherous means land (previously addressed.)

True patriot LOVE (I think it should be capitalized, since Paul Martin has made it clear that love for one's country is the utmost value qualifying one as PM) in all of us command (I took this one from you. Now, it's not exactly grammatically correct...nor even all that sensical...but I don't want to take too much liberty with this new song that we are co-creating.)

With joyful hearts (I wanted to take out "glowing" because "glowing" implies light. Now, we all know that inner organs are not actually a light source. Therefore, this is probably some kind of religious reference, since god is often described as being "the light". Anyway, just to be accurate, I think we should refer to those hearts being happy, not incandescent.) we see nice thighs (here, the correct lyrics were "we see thee rise". But who is it we see rising? The flag? It talks in the line right after about "The True North" so that's not entirely specific. Figuring that it was very likely code of some kind, I ran "The True North" through an anagram server. Rearranged, the letters spell ENTER HOT HURT, a clear reference to Hell. As I suspected, this is a religious reference of some kind; thus, "thee rise" is likely a reference to the "rising" of J.C. and should go. I went with the "thighs" part cuz it rhymed so nice.)

Our country strong and beholden to special interest groups (Two things here...first, the Hell part had to go. Second, we're not actually "free", we're quite accustomed to focussing energy and solutions on the special interest groups...so let's call a spade a spade, eh?)

From far away (Really, we're all from far away, except the First Nations people, and they're also from far away, but won't admit it. And, uh, "far and wide"? What's that, some kind of fat joke? Gotta go.)

Oh Not-America, we linger about (Stand? No, no. That's a word those evil Conservatives use.) quite unprepared to kill but certainly willing to hand juice boxes to kids in third-world nations for thee (back to not wanting to suggest that our military is...uhh...militaristic.)

We presently occupy this land (not really fair to call it "our" land, since it really belongs to Aboriginals...and "keep" just implies forcing ourselves upon them) fairly nice and expensive (I'm loathe to use "glorious". We're just not gloaters. And "free"? Please. I've seen the taxes I pay. This land is not "free".)

Oh, Not-America, we linger about quite unprepared to kill but certainly willing to hand juice boxes to kids in third-world nations for you (I think I want to take out the "thee". I mean, it's so old-English. And they were a pretty religious bunch. I mean, remember learning about the crusades? Shit, those Christians unleashed some nasty stuff on those poor peace-loving Muslims.)

Oh, Not-America, we linger about quite unprepared to kill but certainly willing to hand juice boxes to kids in third-world nations for you

2:56 AM  
Anonymous Mark in Bowmanville said...

Heck, who says there is just one mole on the Paul Martin team. That boat is sinking baby!!!!

I think by now, there are a few disillusioned weasels sending tidbits on to the press and CPC. Which isn't a bad thing, it leads for good honest Tory Blue types like myself to have a ball on here.

OH ya, one more thing, out of Paul Martin and Stephen Harper, only one goes to church on a regular basis...so stop telling me how holy rollers are taking over the country. IF Paul Martin was listening to anything in Church every week, he likely wouldn't have made the decisions he did....but of course like with anything else, he thinks he has all the answers.

2:17 PM  
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11:53 AM  

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