Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Sponsorship Scandal Solved!

It appears that we may have found the solution to the “memory problems” plaguing the witnesses connected to the sponsorship scandal (see Lafleur claims memory problems at inquiry ).

Evidence strongly suggests that…get ready…the Liberals used date rape drugs on the players involved in the scandal. If you examine this story: Tory MP targets date-rape drugs , you will find that the symptoms of date rape drugs are startlingly similar to the symptoms shown by the witnesses testifying at the Gomery inquiry. “Drugs such as GHB and Rohypnol slipped into drinks or food act rapidly and can render a victim unconscious and unresponsive with little or no memory of what happened to them.”

It is also interesting to note that last year Conservative MP James Moore attempted to introduce a bill to toughen penalties for using the date-rape drug, however this was defeated by the Liberals. Hmm…

The Liberals, it appears, may even be using this drug in Canada’s water supply before elections. (That explains that "used" feeling you get after...)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would explain why these pinheads keep getting voted in! No water for me before election time (I always have trouble remembering who I vote for) ;)


9:52 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

And it would explain why rural people don't vote Liberal, they are on their own water supply...

11:18 AM  
Blogger Darcey said...

Your a sick bugger, but I can deal with that

10:01 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Sick? Look who's talking! You got a picture of a two faced cat on your blog :)

11:05 PM  
Anonymous site said...

This won't really have success, I feel like this.

7:04 AM  

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