New Home For Gitmo Prisoners?
Gitmo, Jacko! 
Pop icon and lover of children, Michael Jackson, has volunteered to do his part in the war on terror, and may house accused terrorists at his Neverland ranch compound.
Due to reports of prisoner abuse at Guantanamo Bay detention centre, Cuba, (Gitmo) , there is a possibility the facility may have to be shut down. These abuses include forcing prisoners to listen to music and subjecting them to air conditioning.
"I love terrorists," says Michael. "When I sleep with them it's very innocent"
"This could work out very well for US intelligence," says Tom, a terrorist torture expert. "The constant molestation by Mr. Jackson will rapidly break down the subjects, as they are extremely homophobic."
Tom adds "It's also good for Jackson, as the Judge said he is no longer allowed to molest young boys (referring to Mr. Jacksons recent child molestation trial) but he didn't say anything about terrorists...".
"And the best part", says Tom, "is that Michael Jackson torture is not prohibited by the Geneva convention!"
Pop icon and lover of children, Michael Jackson, has volunteered to do his part in the war on terror, and may house accused terrorists at his Neverland ranch compound.
Due to reports of prisoner abuse at Guantanamo Bay detention centre, Cuba, (Gitmo) , there is a possibility the facility may have to be shut down. These abuses include forcing prisoners to listen to music and subjecting them to air conditioning.
"I love terrorists," says Michael. "When I sleep with them it's very innocent"
"This could work out very well for US intelligence," says Tom, a terrorist torture expert. "The constant molestation by Mr. Jackson will rapidly break down the subjects, as they are extremely homophobic."
Tom adds "It's also good for Jackson, as the Judge said he is no longer allowed to molest young boys (referring to Mr. Jacksons recent child molestation trial) but he didn't say anything about terrorists...".
"And the best part", says Tom, "is that Michael Jackson torture is not prohibited by the Geneva convention!"
posted by alsocanadian at 12:01 PM
8 Comments:
Awesome! They look like little flowers along the path! LOL!!!
Great call! One of your best efforts!
They would be so convenient for visits from their Hollywood fan base, too. When parole time comes they would just be a short bus ride away from their new relocation neighborhoods among the glamorous "beautiful people" who know so much more than us common folk.
Wow, solving two problems with one blo--..er, Idea.
"solving two problems with one blo--..:" LOL! Watch out, you may get Les stated on the gay porn referances...
Good one. Though it would probably qualify as 'cruel and unusual punishment'.
Thanks guys.
Hey Andy, how come more lefties don't have a sense o haha?
Lefties have a GREAT sense of ha-ha, but it has to be directed at someone other than them to be funny.
Excellent post.
I'm getting you late linkage at Alliance HQ
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "beat it"...
Awesome job, my Canadian friend.
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