Tuesday, August 16, 2005

France's Secret North American Invasion Plot - U.S. Response:

After our August 11th post regarding France's secret North American invasion plot and the announcing of the new "mole" Governor General, this blog has come to the attention of the United States, with multitudes of hits from the US government and military.

American civilian "France Defence Groups", such as "F**k France" have also disseminated this information (posted here first!).

In a new coup, this blog has discovered the US response! It appears they accidentally posted it in the comments section on the August 11th post.

Here is an excerpt:

"after the "invasion" begins to [un]fold, [I am] recommending "commonwealth" status within the U.S. (same status as Guam or Puerto Rico) for B.C., Alta, Sask, and Manitoba, or giving those provinces plus NWT option to form own country. Provinces east are put under the control of Newfoundland, which is the name of the new country. French to be supressed by any means necessary, Ottawa razed and sown with salt, country governed from St. John's. Mandatory draft for peacekeeping forces."

The east ruled by Newfoundland! I love it! "I's da by's that makes yer laws, you's da by's that follers em..."


Blogger andym said...

The Newfs have already developed their secret weapon. Have you ever had Screech?

Lord T'underin' Jeezus, it is vile!

11:40 PM  
Blogger Warwick said...

Being run by the newfs can't be worse than being run by the Libranos.

11:52 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

I think Newfs would kick ass. They have lots a common sense.
They just have to do something about that culture of defeat...

12:00 PM  
Blogger 49erDweet said...

Fishermen of the world, unite!

2:26 AM  
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