Wednesday, August 24, 2005

He Thought He Was In The Gaza...

Man Charged With Drunken Bulldozer Ride

THOMPSON, Ohio - A man was drunk when he tried to run down two law enforcement officers while driving a 10-ton bulldozer, authorities said.

Officers eventually persuaded the Thompson Township man to stop the vehicle. Armstrong's blood-alcohol level was .244 percent, more than three times the legal limit of 0.08, according to sheriff's tests.

"I'm glad talking worked, because I don't know how else we would have stopped him," said Sheriff Dan McClelland.


Blogger Les Mackenzie said...

Bullets? That's how I would have stopped him if he failed to listen to reason.

2:18 PM  
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Hey, Les.

Yeah, they must have been Canadian cops - trying to "reason" with people...I say shoot em a couple a times, then give em the old tazer just ta make sure!

4:20 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

Les, the problem with bullets, is what if he slumped over the controls and the bulldozer kept coming?

What a goof (the idiot in the story, not you, Les).

5:04 PM  
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