Monday, March 20, 2006

Global Warming NOT Caused By Humans: Study

Greenhouse gas may not be the culprit causing global warming a recent study suggests.

According to University of Ottawa science professor, Jan Veizer, high-energy cosmic rays, originating from stars across the expanse of space, hitting Earth's atmosphere is the primary catalyst for climate change.

alsocanadian has proven that this is not only a theory, but a fact. If you study the picture below, you can actually see these "cosmic rays" bombarding the earth. This "star of death", as it were, is clearly responsible for global warming and we recommend it be forced to immediately enter into the Kyoto accord.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya dint you know Tatooine was once an ice planet like Hoth?

1:40 PM  
Blogger Zorpheous said...

Also, the sun use to cool, wet environment that was home to cute fuzzy bunnies ;-)

2:24 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

and bald squirrels...

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blasphemy! You question the faith! You are an infidel! A pox on all your houses and KFC outlets!

2:59 PM  

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