Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Scientific Research Shows Liberals and NDP Are Homophobic

The latest scientific instrument for determining gayness, the "gay-o-meter", has determined that the Liberal and NDP are homophobic.

Results for the Liberals are here,

NDP results here.

This seems kinda strange with them pushing the same sex issue and all. What's really strange is that the Conservatives only scored "hetero". I thought they were supposed to be the homophobic ones. Hmmm...

I know for a fact this instrument works, as I ran Gay and Right through it. He scored "amazingly gay".

Results were skewed when I put this blog through it, but that's probably because of this...

Update: It appears the Gay-O-Meter was shut down by "the Man". I guess the truth hurts...


Blogger Expat said...

I am sure that Les' gay porn references helped to make you "at least bisexual" as well! ;)

10:41 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

It would seem "The Man" has shut down the Gay-O-Meter. They just can't bear the truth!
So Expat, are you trying to say Les has made me bisexual?

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we not blame me for gay conversion? thanks ;)

And the Liberals are definitely homophobic - why would they let Scott Brison take those daily turncoat beatings?


11:17 AM  
Blogger 905 Tory said...

I don't think "the man" shut down the Gay-O-Meter. I believe it self-destructed when I ran the CBC website through it.


(C'mon, I'm just joking people.)

11:23 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

Damn. Now I'll never know if my website is gay. I'll have to keep turning my monitor off when I'm changing in my room.

4:14 PM  
Blogger AJSomerset said...

My investigation found that many conservative blogs are quite gay. Dust my Broom scored 10/10, and Captain's Quarters seems to have a thing for its cabin boy.

I wonder if the owners of these blogs know what their blogs are up to while they're out posting in defence of traditional marriage.

6:23 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

The cabin boy,
the cabin boy'
that dirty litter nipper;
he lined his ass,
with broken glass,
and circumcised the skipper!

9:45 PM  

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