Friday, June 10, 2005

Help Wanted: Turncoats

The Liberal part of Canada is seeking qualified turncoats to defect to the Liberal caucus for use in bypassing democracy.

No experience is required, however a natural amount of treachery is desired.

successfully candidates will be required to relocate to Ottawa, and will be compensated for moving expenses.

Pay and benefits to be discussed (tape recording not permitted) and will be determinant on the candidate's experience and lack of integrity.

Special consideration will be given to gays, women, and members of a visible minority.

Cross posted to The Untrue North


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you still crying over Belinda? You need to get a life.

10:57 AM  
Blogger The Mayor said...

It's funny how *anon* thought of Belinda first, you didn't even have to mention her.

Too hilarious. The joke writes itself.

11:46 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Hey Mayer, guess Nonymouse is admitting to the other attempts at bribery...

12:00 PM  
Blogger bob said...

Also, can I call out anonymouse? I won't cuss, but I will use some strong words.

11:44 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Bob's yer uncle!
You know, I don't get Nonymouse. Sometimes he's really nice, and other times he's soooo touchy...

11:50 PM  

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