Tuesday, September 13, 2005

No Sharia Law : The REAL Reason...

It was a no brainer that Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty turned down Sharia law for Ontario...but not for the reason he states.

Although he stated Sharia law won't affect women's rights, and that "whatever the province does, it will be in keeping with the values of Ontarians and Canadians", we suspect the real reason is much simpler: gay marriage.

As we all know, gay marriage is now legal in Ontario. If Sharia law were implemented, how would gay Muslim couples resolve differences? Muslim lesbians would both lose their property in a divorce? Who would keep the dowry? And what about gay male Muslims? How would they figure out which husband gets to physically beat disobedient wives? How would you figure out which one to stone to death? Guys stoning each other would take far too long. People would get bored and not stay till the end.

So as you can see, Dalton had to drop the Sharia. It would just be too confusing for gay law.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew there was another reason they decided not to go ahead with it:
"Guys stoning each otherr would take far too long. People would get bored and not stay till the end."

4:07 PM  
Blogger "Expert" Tom said...

So if they stoned each other to death, would they call that die-a-ria? nyuck nyuck

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allah be praised!
A.Les

9:07 PM  
Anonymous Drew, said...

"Guys stoning each other would take far too long. People would get bored and not stay till the end."

Well they could just switch to Bigger rocks....

12:28 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Rock on, Drew!

3:34 PM  
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