Monday, October 17, 2005

Liberal Power Strategy Uncovered!!!

How have the Liberals stayed in power for so long, impervious to scandal, corruption, mismanagement, cronyism, etc, etc., etc.? Are Canadians stupid? Apathetic? Politically simpleminded? NO!

The solution is quite simple, and probably discovered by the Liberals generations ago. Here goes:

Can you read this? - Only srmat poelpe can:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter byistlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

And here's how it applies to the Liberal strategy:

Like letters in the words, the human mind only processes the Liberal behavior as a whole, as long as the first and last parts of their term are positive!

Example:

1. Election coming: promises and bribes to Canadians.

2. Liberals elected: corruption, scandal, lies, cronyism, theft, etc., etc...

3. Election coming: promises and bribes to Canadians.

As you can see, the #2 activity of the government is irrelevant, as long as #1 and #3 are positive!

Why do you think Martin wanted to wait so long to call the election. He had to keep the right order going to ensure victory.

Thank you Cmabrigde University, your important research has freed Canadians from the yoke of Liberal tyranny which has plagued this great nation for generations...

4 Comments:

Blogger Tim said...

The work of genius!

11:36 PM  
Blogger Kim McKenzie said...

Wow! It all makes sense - this is such a huge break-through. Is there any way that we can employ this strategy to separate from Canada (us in the provinces that can't be bought with Liberal bribes and empty promises)?

12:05 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Thnaks fer the cmoplaiments gyus. My taechres awlys siad I was "spceail".

11:54 AM  
Blogger Sierra said...

LOL

I once read a book where 1/3 of the chapters were written phonetically...

interesting idea but I had a headache after each chapter written that way.

2:42 PM  

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