Thursday, April 14, 2005

Prime Minister May Be Charged With "Gay Bashing"

You're dead meat! hehehehe!!!!! Posted by Hello


Prime Minister Paul Martin may be charged under Canada's new hate crime laws for alleged "gay bashing" incidences on Parliament hill.

It began early last summer, involving Conservative turned Liberal Member of Parliament Scott Brison.

Apparently, Mr. Martin named Mr. Brison Minister of Public Works! This means that Mr. Brison is now forced to defend the Liberal Sponsorship Scandal (which consisted of roughly $100 million in public funds paid to Liberal friendly advertising agencies in Quebec for little or no work done) on a daily basis!

Brison is now being beaten up daily as a direct result of Mr. Martin.

"It was a very cruel and inhumane thing he did, knowing full well what was about to happen with the Adscam file" said Tom, a hate crimes expert, "and this could very well fall under the gay bashing legislation".

"The only defence Martin could use" added Tom, "is to say that it has nothing to do with his sexual orientation- he only did it because Brison is a dick"

"We call it the dick defence in hate crime circles" said Tom.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya, he must really hate the guy! Probably because he was a PC. I think Martin really likes gays.

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!

JP

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scott Brison, the farthest thing from part of the 'money for favour' scandal PM could find. Funny how he's an ex 'Progresive' Conservative.

Les
www.thecomputergeeks.ca

4:18 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Pretty sad if the only Liberal not implicated in the Sponsorship scandal is Brison who was a PC at the time...

6:18 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

He may have been a PC at the time but now he's tainted by the scandal just like every other Liberal. That leads to an interesting question: If he decides to jump ship when the election is called, would the Conservatives take him back even if it means infecting their party with sponsorshipitis?

If Brison is a dick then he has the equivalent of a venereal disease. (Don't feel bad Scotty, there's no one in Ottawa left to fuck.)

9:24 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Matt, you are sick. Keep up the good work!

10:48 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

UPDATE!

I guess Brison is Liberal after all:

Check this out!

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Candace said...

Hilarious!

4:39 PM  

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