Prime Minister May Be Charged With "Gay Bashing"
You're dead meat! hehehehe!!!!! 
Prime Minister Paul Martin may be charged under Canada's new hate crime laws for alleged "gay bashing" incidences on Parliament hill.
It began early last summer, involving Conservative turned Liberal Member of Parliament Scott Brison.
Apparently, Mr. Martin named Mr. Brison Minister of Public Works! This means that Mr. Brison is now forced to defend the Liberal Sponsorship Scandal (which consisted of roughly $100 million in public funds paid to Liberal friendly advertising agencies in Quebec for little or no work done) on a daily basis!
Brison is now being beaten up daily as a direct result of Mr. Martin.
"It was a very cruel and inhumane thing he did, knowing full well what was about to happen with the Adscam file" said Tom, a hate crimes expert, "and this could very well fall under the gay bashing legislation".
"The only defence Martin could use" added Tom, "is to say that it has nothing to do with his sexual orientation- he only did it because Brison is a dick"
"We call it the dick defence in hate crime circles" said Tom.
Prime Minister Paul Martin may be charged under Canada's new hate crime laws for alleged "gay bashing" incidences on Parliament hill.
It began early last summer, involving Conservative turned Liberal Member of Parliament Scott Brison.
Apparently, Mr. Martin named Mr. Brison Minister of Public Works! This means that Mr. Brison is now forced to defend the Liberal Sponsorship Scandal (which consisted of roughly $100 million in public funds paid to Liberal friendly advertising agencies in Quebec for little or no work done) on a daily basis!
Brison is now being beaten up daily as a direct result of Mr. Martin.
"It was a very cruel and inhumane thing he did, knowing full well what was about to happen with the Adscam file" said Tom, a hate crimes expert, "and this could very well fall under the gay bashing legislation".
"The only defence Martin could use" added Tom, "is to say that it has nothing to do with his sexual orientation- he only did it because Brison is a dick"
"We call it the dick defence in hate crime circles" said Tom.
posted by alsocanadian at 12:01 AM
7 Comments:
Ya, he must really hate the guy! Probably because he was a PC. I think Martin really likes gays.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
JP
Scott Brison, the farthest thing from part of the 'money for favour' scandal PM could find. Funny how he's an ex 'Progresive' Conservative.
Les
www.thecomputergeeks.ca
Pretty sad if the only Liberal not implicated in the Sponsorship scandal is Brison who was a PC at the time...
Matt, you are sick. Keep up the good work!
UPDATE!
I guess Brison is Liberal after all:
Check this out!
Hilarious!
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