Tuesday, June 28, 2005

NDP Involved in Organized Crime ?

Last week the Federal New Democratic party of Canada blocked bill C-36, a bill that would make it easier to forfeit to the Crown assets from the proceeds of crime, from being passed through Parliament (see story here).

NDP justice critic Joe Comartin confirmed he informed the government Thursday his party won't join with the Liberals, Conservatives and Bloc Quebecois to give the necessary unanimous consent to push the proposed proceeds of crime bill through all stages next week.

Why would they do that?

Well, our proceeds of crime expert "Tom" thinks he knows the answer: "It's quite simple, actually. The NDP is involved in organized crime"

"They just extorted $4.6 billion dollars of payolla from Canadians. This is the biggest shakedown the country has ever seen. If this bill had passed, it would make it easier for authorities to recover that money", says Tom, "and I'm not even going to get into the drugs and union activity the NDP is involved in".

"In fact", adds Tom, "I believe there is some evidence the NDP were involved in the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa"

4 Comments:

Anonymous 905 Tory said...

Someone needs to get Tom working as a CPC strategist.

12:35 PM  
Blogger The Dating Doctor said...

Thanks for your blog! It is a great outlet from a long day at work!

Keep spreading the good word!!!

-- Kara

1:13 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Hey, 905'er. Tom could use a job. All that expertise is startin to annoy the other bar patrons...

Kara, if we were to date (you bein the dating doc and all), could I jump the queue instead of waiting for health care like all the poor and non-Liberal sick people?

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think blocking this bill was part of the payoff for the budget. As Canada's largest criminal organization, the LPC would disappear if this passed (what a wonderful thought!) but it would be too obvious for them to vote against it so they prevented its passage by proxy.

12:30 AM  

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