Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Why Should This Guy Be A Liberal?

ALBANY, N.H. - A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.

"We had to decontaminate him," said Capt. Jon Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, adding that firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material," Hebert said.

Why should he be a Liberal? Because he's full of shit!

Hey, if he was a Liberal, he would probably beat the rap. In fact, after the media spin, the 14yr old girl would be charged for trying to soil the poor man. What about the fact that he was down there in the first place? Heh. Remember Grewal...

6 Comments:

Blogger Warwick said...

There's so much wrong with that picture I can't even begin to describe how wrong it is.

Wow that's sick.

11:55 AM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Hmmm...I didn't even realize that. Sorry Warwick, guess I've been following Liberal politics too long...

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Robyn said...

Actually, I have heard of this before. Some years ago a guy was caught doing the exact same thing somewhere here in Canada. Talk about depraved, disgusting freaks!

12:11 PM  
Blogger Zorpheous said...

Man, I can barely stand using one of those outdoor,... err, outdoor restrooms. But getting down into one to sneek a peak, jeepers can't this poor slob afford an internet connection?

3:27 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Hey, Zorph.
I can see it now - inthehole.com? Or maybe crapface.ca? or terdnerd.xxx? Or...

5:04 PM  
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