Monday, July 04, 2005

Where Did The Canadian Government Go Wrong?

The government of Canada decided to consult it's aboriginal people on ways to reverse the country's slide to banana republic status among nations.

Chief Two Eagles was asked by one official:

"You have observed the white man in Canada for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong in Canada?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied ....

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No Liberals, No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled ......"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

3 Comments:

Blogger Bill said...

that's great!

but liberals will keep trying to 'improve' it!

11:43 PM  
Blogger Aizlynne said...

Hey, those bloody Libs will screw anything up... lol good joke!

6:25 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

Heh

7:22 AM  

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