Monday, September 19, 2005

Breaking News!!!

I have just uncovered several explosive facts that could have a huge impact on Canadian Politics for years to come. These revelations centre around the current opposition leader Stephen Harper. While doing research for this article dealing with face transplants and the search to find a willing patient to undergo this new and ground breaking operation, I have uncovered the identity of one of the hopefuls who is interviewing to have this surgery done. That person was non-other than CPC leader Stephen Harper. When Mr. Harper was further questioned about his motive for this face transplant he finally broke down and amid his tears he explained that he "wants people to see who he really is." He is "tired of his outer appearance being misrepresented by the media" and that he wanted "a new face that reflected his inner being." This new face could never be misrepresented and would stand as a new symbol for what Mr Harper represents to the Canadian public. The face donor is pictured here...

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5 Comments:

Blogger Les Mackenzie said...

Now that is scary :D

1:15 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Les, you took the words right out of my mouth!

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that cowboy hat might still fit him...
A.Les

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peter McKay promised to keep the happy face but he deceived David Orchard and gave it away to the aptly named Mr. HArper. HArper fired all of his staff so no one knows what to do with it. I suggest that harper put it on a BBQ and flip it.

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

David Orchard! Now there's an even funnier clown....

JP

11:57 PM  

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