Thursday, October 20, 2005

Election Looming - Do Your Part!

With the Small Dead Blog Award election looming (Friday midnight), we at alsocanadian would like you to consider the following facts about our main opponent "The Wingnuterer":

- If elected, they would weaken our gun laws.


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- The Wingnuterer wants U.S.-style health care. If Wingnuterer wins you'll have two health-care options: Be rich or don't get sick.

- The Wingnuterer says, quote, west of Winnipeg the the majority of people who support alsocanadian are dominated by people who are either recent Asian immigrants or recent migrants from Eastern Canada, people who live in ghettos and who are not integrated into Western Canadian society.

What's The Wingnuterer saying? New Canadians shouldn't be allowed to vote.

- The Wingnuterer says Albertans should, quote, build firewalls around Alberta. Their plan, written in a letter to the Premier of the province, proposes that Alberta withdraw from the Canada Pension Plan and collect its own revenue from provincial income tax.

Does this sound like someone who wants to lead a united "most humorous blog" category?

- In 2003, The Wingnuterer urged Canada to join the U.S. invasion of Iraq. He said, 'There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein operates programs to produce weapons of mass destruction.'

Oops.

If The Wingnuterer was the "most humorous blog" last year, Canadians would be in Iraq this year.

- In an interview with an American TV network, The Wingnuterer said they endorsed the war in Iraq and said they were speaking, quote, for the silent majority of Canadians. . . .

Does this sound like someone we can trust to be "the most humorous blog"?



Choose wisely. Choose alsocanadian.

And remember this: even if you think "Relapsed Catholic" should win "mont humorous blog", know that a vote for "Relapsed Catholic" is a vote for "The Wingnuterer". (and doesn't "Relapsed Catholic" sound a little religious to you? Would they respect a woman's right to choose...)

11 Comments:

Blogger Zorpheous said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh it all true, and I am far more evil than what AlsoCanadian has exposed of me and Lord Bump.

Example,

I believe we should eat little kitty cats, their good eating.

I believe that Canada should invade North Korea Now!!!

I also believe that we should invade the moon!

I am also partial to the idea of kicking little old ladies in shins just for the giggle factor.



AlsoCanadian, I truly love your blog, I honestly think you are one funny guy. Even though we don't see eye to on all issues, this post had me busting a gut. Love the pictures, they were great!

Now I have to go pee, ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Just wait till I expose my next big joke, LOL

12:02 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Truly an evil genius...

12:37 PM  
Blogger Zorpheous said...

More than you will ever know.

Lord Bump is the Dick Cheney of the Canadian Blogosphere. no one expects him, he just sits in the corner and schemes away and plots his evil plots.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Mark Francis said...

Clearly, a feeble last ditch attempt at humour.

Wait until the Blogging Veterans for Truth get a hold of ya!

1:11 PM  
Blogger "Expert" Tom said...

Hey Nutterers, its not like we have 6 people working on this blog to have vote for ourselves. As an internet polling expert I have studied the number of people voting and have decerned these facts: you guys have around 200 votes, with 6 people working on the blog, and lets assume you have two computers each (one at home, one at work/school/mom) and that we have been voting for 14 days or so, thats a whopping 168 self-votes!!! I think the only ones who are really paying attention to these small dead awards are the people entered into them, and even most of them don't seem to care! :-p

2:54 PM  
Blogger Sierra said...

Wingnuterer is mostly a boring recaps of current events and self promotion no origial content... Snore!!!.

without origional programing content they are just another lame Blogger copy of the CBC...

You have my vote Canadian!!!!

3:14 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Tom! Ixnay on the self-otingvay!!!

3:19 PM  
Blogger Zorpheous said...

Sierra, you're just begging for it. Seriously a Wingnuterer smear job can do wonders for your site traffic, LOL

3:49 PM  
Blogger Zorpheous said...

Hey AlsoCanadian, your starting to spell like me, LOL! You're luck I won most illiterate Anal Award, otherwise I might be able to read that, LOL

3:51 PM  
Blogger Sierra said...

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9:04 PM  
Blogger Sierra said...

Damn you Zorpheous. you saw through my secret agenda already!

wait a minute... was that a subtle tempt to buy my vote?

I think it WAS!!!

Liberano!! Liberano!!!

9:15 PM  

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