Headlinz

Which is the real headline:

1 - "Martin attacks Harper for not attacking Layton"

2 - "Martin attacks Layton for not attacking Harper"

3 - "Martin attacks media for attacking Martin"

4 - "Martin attacks kitten for attacking mouse"

5 - "Martin attacks everybody for no good reason"

If you guessed number 2, you're the winner!

That's the headline.

I'm not making this up.