Saturday, March 25, 2006

Harper Converts Radical Socialists

As can be seen by this link, Stephen Harper has converted rabble.ca, a radical left-wing website, to capitalism.

"Rabble has sold out to the man" said a confidential lefty source, referring to the fact that rabble is using Prime Minister Harpers image as an income generator.

"What's next? George Bush?" said another source "This pro-capitalist direction Rabble has taken is scary. Soon they may give up their government grants..."

Mr. Harper could not be reached for comment, however it is rumored he purchased several "pixel ads" to encourage Rabble on their right-wing, capitalistic endeavors.

Update: Looks like Darcy scouted this one out too...

4 Comments:

Anonymous the Queen's english said...

I'm shocked that a "Canadian" jedi would spell "rumoured" and "endeavours" incorrectly.

1:38 PM  
Blogger alsocanadian said...

Unfortunately Canadian jedi uses evil imperial USA blogger spellchecker...

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Radical socialists are finally seeing the light - amen!

Since they won't be giving me any of the money they generate from their new capitalist venture, they can stop trying to confiscate my money.

They'll learn to like earing their way in life because they'll discover what it's like to have self-respect instead of the empty feeling they get from being given money to endlessly whine.

2:24 PM  
Blogger McGuire said...

On the job for only 2 months & the transformation of Canada from a socialist gulag into a conservative utopia is moving full speed ahead

3:20 PM  

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