Liberals Find Solution to Violent Crime!!!
Due to the huge increase in gun related murder in Canada (see the latest incident here), and a looming election, the feds may actually do something about gun violence.
If they respond to this the way they have responded to other criminal problems, i.e. drugs, prostitution, pedophilia, their solution will probably go something like this:
Gun violence zone to be created in Toronto. This zone, called the OK corral, will feature free guns, ammo, and other miscellaneous weapons for "clients".
This zone will be based on the video game "Grand Theft Auto", allowing crime, auto theft, as well as the shooting, beating, and vehicular homicide of anyone "client" wishes.
"This will empower the marginalized segment of Canadian society" says a confidential Liberal source "and will allow these victimized members of non-traditional men's groups an area to feel secure and therefore increase their self esteem".
"We will simply ask all persons with alternate views of the law to practice their activities within these designated areas, and to register all the weapons of course" concludes Minister Cotler.