Thursday, September 29, 2005

McGuinty to Martin: Back Off!!!

update: blogger finally uploaded pic!

Mine's bigger than yours!


After being caught bold faced lying to Canadians, Prime Minister Paul Martin reportedly received a stern warning from Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty (Canada's top liar): Stop, or else!

Apparently Mr. McGuinty was angry at the fact that the PM was caught openly lying to Canadians, which McGuinty has cornered the market on since 2003.

McGuinty was overheard saying to an aid "Who does he think he is, openly lying like that? He's always just used distortion of the facts, deceit, dishonesty, evasion, fabrications, falsehood, inaccuracy, misrepresentation, misstatements, subterfuge, and terminological inexactitude."

"I'm the biggest liar in Canada! If he thinks he's gonna push me out, he's got another think coming! "

Martin responded that although McGuinty openly lies more, he is much sneakier about his lying, and therefore a bigger liar.

"I'll put my deceit up against his any time, any place" said Martin.

Stay posted for the "Lie Off" event, which will probably start at the coming elections.

6 Comments:

Blogger Candace said...

Well done! and well-said!!!! linking

2:08 AM  
Blogger Sycorax said...

How do I put this?...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awsome!

12:00 PM  
Blogger DazzlinDino said...

PMSL.....nice one, my money is on Martin, McGuinty lies, but keeps getting caught, where as Martin lies, gets caught, and still gets away with it...

8:38 PM  
Blogger 49erDweet said...

It occurs to me if a parent knew a child was repeatedly lying, but were to insist time and again on 'believing' the child's whoppers, one might call the family dynamic 'dysfunctional'.

What, then, does one call a country acting in the place of a parent where the country's leader is acting as the child?

10:55 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Canada?

12:14 PM  
Anonymous site said...

So, I don't actually believe this will have effect.

6:09 PM  

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